
In 1993, a film was released in its
rawest form, originally thought to never
really see the light of day. The
underground fans raved over the film and
throughout the years it had become a
cult classic, much to the director’s
surprise. For years the film was
released, a chopped mess, in many
different countries (on DVD and VHS),
all copies originating from the same
grainy, poorly put together, original
video tape. Now, after 13 years of
waiting, 13th Dream
Entertainment and Evolution Digital
Studios, dug the underground up from the
grave and released it with pure fury.
From director Leif Jonker.

Darkness: The Vampire Version
Young Tobe has run into
quite a predicament. His quiet little
suburban Kansas town has been over run
by children of the night. Liven; our
lead vampire and his legion of suck
heads are quickly spreading their blood
thirst throughout the entire town.
These vampires seem to have a crazed
urge to tear everyone in their path to
bloody shreds.
After Losing his family to the disease,
as well as their sensitivity to sun
light, Tobe decides to take matters into
his own hands and find out the four big
questions, who? What? Where? And why?
As he begins his heroic search, he runs
across a few other young folks in search
of the same answers. As a group they
travel, killing off blood suckers on
their hunt for the main source, the big
cheese, Liven!
They realize at one point
that this isn’t the first time the blood
craze had been spilled upon a town, as
Tobe is from a different town from the
others. Livens seemed objective is to
go through everywhere he can to create
bloodlust and carnage. Tobes friends
are now being picked off one by one,
leaving him and a young girl named
Kelly, to fend for themselves on their
quest for Liven.
Leif Jonker, for the extreme low budget
he had and using college students and
friends, pulled off this feature length
splat fest, beautifully! The gallons
upon gallons of blood, sprayed, spilled
and spread in this film is to me,
absolutely Gorious (or glorious for
those of you, not down with the lingo).
The climax of Darkness is quite possibly
one of the goriest and most blood filled
sequences in film history.
Leif has truly built an
independent goldmine with this one. I
definitely look forward to future
projects from him. There is word (and a
trailer) for another Jonker film
entitled Demon Machine. I pray it
doesn’t take too long for its release,
if it has one (fingers crossed).
Ratings:
The story line and screenplay get my
rating of a 7. It most def.
could have had a bit of a better plot
and more of the head vampire (even being
a weak character). In all reality, in
the film none of our heroes ever sees
him (except one who dies) and there is
no mention of his actual existence, they
just assume. But hey, who cares? Cool
flick!
The acting in the film gets a 7.
I give this rating because to be quite
honest, these were kids without a clue.
None of them were real actors. For that
matter, I must say that for what they
had and what they did, I give them lots
of credit. Though I must say that the
character Liven, played by Randall Aviks,
was probably the weakest character of
the entire cast, then again, there is
not enough of him to ruin the film.
The score for the film gets a 5.
Through the re-editing and adding of a
new score, Leif, or whoever chose the
band for the re-scoring, made a
horrible, horrible mistake by hiring
Apostasy. I think a band of
quadriplegics could have played better
metal from these guys. I mean
seriously, “I’ve heard better singing
from a mongoose with throat cancer”
(line taken from Meet the Feebles). The
original, haunting score of the film was
fine the way it was. If not for this
band, the score would’ve been much
higher, probably like a 7 or 8.
Now we come to the good stuff! When it
comes down to the splatter factor,
Darkness: The vampire version gets my
rating of a 10. For a shoe
string budget, this film had some
fucking gruesome, outstanding gore FX.
Leif and his friends went all out and by
far made this picture one of the
bloodiest things ever put to celluloid.
Over all Darkness: the Vampire version
gets my rating of an 8. This is
an absolute must own for any gore
whore! All I can say now is, go get
this film! If you value your love of
underground, independent and extremely
gory cinema, do it! Well… what the fuck
are you waiting for, GO… NOW!!!

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