
In 1988, after 7 Friday the
13th sequels were released, two
men in the U.K. decided to collaborate on a
spoof like no other. From writer Mark
Cutforth and Director Anders Palm:
Hand of Death Part 25: Jackson’s back
(A.k.a. Unmasked
Part 25, U.S. Title)

Jackson can’t stop killing!
The Fact that murder flows through his
veins… passed down from his filthy,
fuck-hole of a father, a once brutal killer
himself, now a broken down, old drunk.
These could quite possibly be some reasons
for his problems.
After many years spent in
America with his mother, Jackson supposedly
drown in the lake of a summer camp. Having
not died and left to fend for himself, he
learned to live off of small woodland
animals while picking off the occasional
camp counselor or 2 or 3 etc.
Baring a goalie mask in order
to hide his disfigured face and having the
background that he does, we the viewers can
clearly pick up on the widely praised
American series that this movie is spoofing
on, (Friday the 13th) but done so
with complete taste, I must say.
At this point in time there
had already been 7 installments to the
Friday series, so it only seemed right for
our British friends to use this opportunity
and release this wonderful
horror/comedy/drama… that’s right, it’s a
drama as well! They did so with much grace,
and a fantastic twist on the story of our
beloved Jason Voorhees.
The film features a love
story that has to be seen to be believed.
Funny that I say seen, Jackson’s beloved,
Shelly, hasn’t seen anything in a long time,
do to the fact that she is blind. Shelly
happens to be into a few things that Jackson
finds to be “not exactly normal” (S & M),
it’s funny that Jackson feels this way, do
to the way he lives… and let me tell you, he
makes a KILLING! It’s ok to laugh; I know
that was funny haha!
The film starts out with a
brutal, bloody, slaughter of a group of
young people, that just so happening to be
throwing a party in Jacksons old home sweet
home. Not liking this so much, he picks off
each party goer, one by bloody one, with the
exception of one Shelly. One of these kills
is straight out of Friday the 13th
part three, in which a couple, who just so
happen to be fucking, are impaled with
spear, straight through both of them. Then
a lamp stand blowjob, that can’t be missed
(by far one of the funniest fucking deaths I
have ever witnessed).
As his love for Shelly grows
stronger, he decides he wants to quit the
family business and move on with his life.
Its amusing watching this, deformed, masked,
psychopath, taking strolls through the park,
walking downtown, shopping, and taking his
chances of being laughed at. All for the
love of one very special, sight impaired
woman.
One scene in particular that
I found absolutely hysterical was that of
Jackson, trying to explain to Shelly that
he’s not like the guy from the Hand of Death
movies, He is the guy. Because of this, he
fears his madness may never end. Shelly
pays him no mind. She thinks he’s just
being silly.
Unable to control his killer
instincts Jackson once again, goes on a
killing spree. It just so happens that
everyone he is killing off in some way or
another, knows shelly! What had run across
my mind at one point was, if he wanted her
to be happy, he would not be killing
everyone she knows… but then again it’s a
Friday the 13th spoof, so there
is no reason or point. He kills to kill.
These people just so happen to be the
easiest targets I guess.
Ending on a downer, yet still quite amusing,
Jackson seems to have no remorse for
anything he has done. Or does he? You be
the judge!
Ratings:
For direction and screenplay
I give an 8. A fantastic spoof! Done with
such taste and originality, this deserves a
high score.
For the cinematography I give
an 8. Grainy and overall just very well
filmed, especially for an independent.
Fantastic close-ups and full view shots,
throughout the entire picture, Hand of Death
Part 25, is visually phenomenal. I am sure
some will disagree.
The acting also gets an 8.
Though cheesy at points due to a few poor
actors (but not many) in the film, it was
played out in true British humor, 80’s
style! From broken British slang, to very
proper, almost poetic speaking, it’s just
great.
The gore in the film gets a
10. Some truly memorable scenes in this
picture, from face splitting to throat
slashing, blood flows fluent in this
MONSTERPIECE!
The film overall gets my
score of a 9. Hand of Death Part 25:
Jacksons back was an absolute, pure pleasure
to view. The insanity, humor, gore, and
love in this film makes it a cult classic,
in my book (if I ever write one)
“It’s a hell of a
life being a monster… it’s a hell of a life!”

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