
In 1986, a film was
created that was one of the epitomes
of perversion, in foreign horror
(for its time). From Midnight
Video, comes a Belgian film that is
as fucked up, as it is cheesy and
enjoyable. From director Johan
Vandewoestijne:

Lucker the
Necrophagous
This here is the
sensitive story of John Lucker… the
corpse fucker! Before spending
several years in a deep coma,
brought on by slitting his own
throat, John brutally killed and
raped 8 women, and lost one. What a
fuck up that was, I mean, if you’re
gonna do it, do it right man!
Well, back to where I was… after
spending years in the coma, Johnny
boy has finally awakened, just to
continue where he left of so many
years ago. John brutally murders
the hospital staff that was watching
over him, in his attempt to escape
the hospital. His attempt is
triumphant!
While visiting a local video store,
he notices a face on the news… the
face of his escaped, should have
been victim, Cathy Jordan. Being
the authorities caught on pretty
quickly to Johns escape, he is now
being hunted as well as on the
hunt. Watch your ass Cathy, Lucker
is pissed!
Continuing his murderous ways, John
runs into a young prostitute, whom
he takes into captivity in order to
have some real fun. After hand
cuffing her to a bed and killing
her, John waits for her body to rot
before he can really have his way.
We wouldn’t want them fresh now,
would we? I guess there is
something about the smell and
sliminess of dead flesh that is a
pure aphrodisiac to our friend John.
The killing continues, in random
patterns and sometimes, seeming as
if people to kill were just thrown
in to the mix, some how! Complete
with a make out scene between a
corpse head and a pretty young
captive (of course, a forced make
out session, I don’t think she
wanted to kiss the head, judging by
her reaction, haha), John finds
himself closer to the thing he has
been wanting the most, the brilliant
escape artist, Cathy.
When John finally catches up to her,
you know… the one that got away, as
they say, he shows her his brutal
intentions by way of murdering his
young captive, for her viewing
pleasure of course. But our friend
Lucker has no luck keeping this one
tied down.
In Cathys daring, second escape, she
finds herself in a fright filled cat
and mouse chase. But who will be
the last one standing this time
around? Will it be the cat, or the
mouse?
Ratings:
For the Direction and screen play, I
give a 5. This film was very fun to
watch, but definitely not for
everyone. Lucker was indeed an
extremely cheesy film, not very well
written or directed. But like I
say, if you like it… who gives a
rats’ ass, how cheesy it is!
For the acting, I definitely have to
give the same as above a 5. The
acting in the film was absolutely
terrible, but purely enjoyable.
Lucker was definitely convincing, as
he looked like a sick fucker. The
one problem is I saw this film
dubbed in English. If I understood
French or Dutch (not sure, as they
speak both in Belgium) and saw it in
its original language, it may have
not been as bad in the acting
department as I found it to be. But
I seriously doubt it.
For the cinematography I give a 5 as
well. Very poorly filmed, and with
no real different angles and views,
just straight on shots, this was a
stand still film to the very end.
But I will say this, I viewed this
film copied from VHS to DVD, so the
look of the film may have been a lot
cleaner than it appeared, but again,
I seriously doubt it. Let’s wait
and see what Synapse films can do
with this one, being that they are
re-releasing it.
As for the gore and makeup, I give
an 8. I found the corpse to be
absolutely disgusting, ranking up
there amongst the Necromantik 1 and
2 corpses. The blood and butchery
was plentiful, just the way I like
it. In ways this made up for a lot
in this film.
The score was bad as well, I give it
a 3. Not much to say, it just
wasn’t any good.
Overall I give Lucker the
Necrophagous a 7. Not exactly top
shelf shit here, but enjoyable none
the less. For any gore hound
looking for a good time and, as of
right now, a rare film, I do
recommend this for your collections.

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