Upon my first viewing of this
film I was appalled and actually quite
amused by what I was viewing. Indeed I did
say first viewing, for the fact that I had
to write about this film I have watched
approximately 3 or 4 times already, just to
get an idea of what to say to you guys about
it. I think I've got something for you to
semi enjoy… so, please do!
The Movie begins with a young
Japanese girl sitting at a dining room
table, feasting on a wonderfully put
together meal of noodles (lomein I'm sure).
Then flashing back to the plate and viewing
what appear to be worms or eels, writhing
and squirming through the stringy pasta, and
boy she definitely appears to be loving the
flavor. Then, if that wasn’t enough Fear
Factor for one sitting, she then eats a
plate of cookies, with a lovely, live maggot
glaze. YUM!! As we all know you can’t have
cookies without a nice cold glass of milk,
she does so, the only difference being the
worms filling the bottom of her glass. She
happily swallows every last drop.
The film proceeds as she sits
at a piano, the seat specially put together
for ass- crack room in the center and a bowl
below, I wonder why they would do that? At
this time, seemingly from out of nowhere, a
strange, well dressed gentleman is suddenly
sitting by her side listening to the
beautiful score she performs on the black
and white keys of the piano. He is there
for one reason only, in waiting for the fest
to commence.
At this point in the film I
became rather confused. It seemed as if the
director wanted to be a little artsy fartsy,
as if there were not enough farts on there
way. The visuals become just stupidly
strange, depicting the 2 characters dressed
in various silly outfits, such as afros,
false teeth and Groucho Marx masks. What
the fuck was this guy thinking, as if the
rest of the film wasn’t enough for us to
view.
This, my friends, is where
the fun begins. The girl at this point
starts to keel over in pain, the stomach and
intestines are now beginning to reject her
delicious din-din. The pain I guess becomes
too much as the Urine and fecal matter
begins to flow, pushing itself through her
lovely white panties. Glorious, isn’t it?
The man at her side watches
with delight as the light tan colored
doodies and piss begin to hit the floor and
fill the bowl below her. He is excited and
ready for her next feast… her own shit! As
she gets down onto the floor and begins to
chow down on her wonderful pile of poo, the
man seems to get irritated that she is
taking so damn long to eat, therefore he
begins to force feed it to her. Filled with
piss and vinegar, he smears it into her
mouth and up her nose as well, which I found
to be fucking hysterical, I almost shat my
pants (no pun intended). Oh did I
mention that the bowl of shitty pee was used
to wash down the dung, if not, I did now!
Going back and forth between
various scenes of fecal feasting (he
takes a shit on her face as well),
Pornography, a cockroach dinner, fried
DUMPlings, and sitting on a board of tacks
and other “SHIT” that would blow your
mind and your chunks. By far one of the
sickest films ever made, with exception of
the sequel and Terrible Meal.
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